Who wears a wallet chain?!
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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I have tasted many bathrooms
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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