I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
