About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
