How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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