? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I believe in your delicious
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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