i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i would one night stand the shit outta him
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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