What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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