Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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