first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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