You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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