Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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