stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
