I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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