love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
