I didn't shave. On purpose
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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