sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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