I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize