Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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