"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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