Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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