I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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