He is such a slut. More and more my type.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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