never play flip cup with pint glasses
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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