Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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