so explain again why im purple
no
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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