She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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