Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize