so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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