I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
this will be a night to untag.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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