This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
