The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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