cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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