just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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