Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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