Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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