I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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