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operation have a gay friend backfired
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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