I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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