she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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