you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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