We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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