just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
