THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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