Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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