do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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