In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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