Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This toilet bowl is my home.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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