And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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