He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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