Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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