forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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