pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Randomize
