we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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