his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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